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"All I say cancels out, I’ll have said nothing."

"Beware of thinkers whose minds function only when they are fueled by a quotation."

"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."

"Where there’s tea there’s hope."

"Virtue debases itself in justifying itself."

"Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."

"Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive."

"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I want to see the manager”."

"The only thing worse than being bored is being boring."

"The worst thing to post or upvote is something that’s intensely but shallowly interesting."