I think this might be my favourite thing on the Internet.
Woo! @johnwgrant! (at O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire)
A review of Dan Brown’s latest work, Inferno, written in the style of Dan Brown. Spot on, a bit mean, and hilariously funny.
The critics said his writing was clumsy, ungrammatical, repetitive and repetitive. They said it was full of unnecessary tautology. They said his prose was swamped in a sea of mixed metaphors. For some reason they found something funny in sentences such as “His eyes went white, like a shark about to attack.” They even say my books are packed with banal and superfluous description, thought the 5ft 9in man. He particularly hated it when they said his imagery was nonsensical. It made his insect eyes flash like a rocket.
More Tooting Blossom. (at Tooting Bec Common)
Popped out this morning to photograph some of Tooting Common’s blossoms. (at Tooting Bec Common)
Ham House (at Ham House & Garden)
So, um, this happened. (at Apple Store)
Natty lilac velvet suit on the Brixton Road. (at Brixton)
St George’s Day parade passing on the other side of the street as we went through Brixton. (at Brixton)
Nice that it was still light when we came out of the BFI this evening. (at The London Eye)
Some late Green Park daffodils. (at Green Park)