This is the first article that made me wish I’d been to Glastonbury. You know the best thing about the place? Rancid space-wasters like her can’t hack it, so don’t go, and you get 4 days away from their incessant, pathetic, shallow, pointless wittering.
I think her editor must really hate her. Having read the article (including such tosh as “I rarely wear an item of clothing, even a jacket, more than once”) I know the feeling.