And I wonder who might have wanted “Ken Tobias” to have done this for them? It wouldn’t have been BAA of course. No way, not them. Not that sort of professional organisation without a vested interest in the world…

This seems like a perfectly sensible policy to me, and perfectly sensible policies are pretty hard to come by in the current mayoral elections, with old Warhol-wig Johnson taking part.

“Would anyone, starting from scratch, organise our housing system like this?” Well, the huge number of people profiting from it probably would, but the customers certainly wouldn’t

I’m not saying the UK’s would be any better, but really, has Dan Brown written two of the best 10 books of all time? Really? I mean REALLY?

“If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.”

“for whatever reason, the applications they are inviting you to use are not interesting to you. Now, next to every application invite you’ll find a link to ignore all current and future invites from that friend.”

“Nobody likes to learn that their lives are about to be snuffed out for no reason save that of random, irrational violence. It’s a terrifying proposition, I know. But everyone’s going to have to sacrifice a little here.”

Personally, I’d have whinged about the Rednex and Jim Davidson covers before I complained about GH3. To me, the latter pales in comparison.

There’s little to add to a stonking headline like that.